So, I ask her if she did what I told her to yesterday, and she says "well, nooo..." ... at this point I am kinda getting annoyed at her pointless drivel and just assume plunge a screwdriver into her skull as talk to her.... I mean I JUST told her what to try yesterday, but she ignored me like I was joking... I should have said "YOUR RIGHT BITCH!!! YESTERDAY WAS ONE LARGE JOKE!!! I WAS JUST KIDDING WITH THE 30 MIN CONVERSATION WE HAD YESTERDAY, LET ME TELL YOU THE REAL INFORMATION...." but instead I told her AGAIN to goto the modem maker's website to update the drivers for the modem and I slammed the phone down on her fucking ignorant bitch fucked whore self.
God damn I hate these idiots, I am going to seriously consider making personal visits to people on my time off, "I have a solution ma'am, I'll be over there in 15-20 to solve you AND your problems, you wont have anything to worry about once I get there, everything will be a-ok."..... i.e. screwdriver through the temple makes customers OK.
p.s. If you are a fucking moron, and cannot follow directions, perhaps work on the MORON part and INABILITY TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS before you continue with most things in your life.